More of a monster, less of a man

morbid-libido:

Majesties of Lawless Darkness

hihihi

smashdapassrushinganimal:

How many of yall even know what this is??????? #Sad

under-base:

millionaireplayboy:

talentedliarloki:

firstsonofodin:

#it’s not gay if it’s a threeway

rumbleroarsgotstyle:

I dunno about anyone else… but i definately thought this when it happened :)

Im on an all-carb DIET!!!

When someone insults Harry Potter..

iheartharrypotteralways:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

everyone totally read this is samuel l. jackson's voice.

nick fury: hey i just met ya'll
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space. 
nick fury: so call me maybe